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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Comedian Demetri Martin (@demetrimartinofficial), at Stand Up Live (@StandUpLive), In Studio - Friday May 9, 2025. For Tickets/Info call 480.719.6100 or click to www.standuplive.com
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| 1:08.8 | You thought that was funny. |
| 1:10.8 | All back's morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell it's wrong with you? KUPD. I'm going to go ahead and say it here. The somewhat legendary Dimitri Martin is here. I'm going to say somewhat first just just so I don't make you that uncomfortable. No, I'll take somewhat. |
| 1:27.9 | Okay, you're somewhat legendary. |
| 1:29.1 | That would be a good epitaph. |
| 1:30.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.9 | Somewhat legendary. |
| 1:31.9 | If I even get an epitaph, I feel like you. |
| 1:33.2 | You don't think you'll get one? |
| 1:34.3 | You get to work a little harder. Yeah, that's right? Where's the cutoff? because I didn't know that there was like a line for epitaphs. |
| 1:39.2 | You have to actually accomplish something, right? |
| 1:40.9 | I think so. |
| 1:41.8 | What would you have on it? |
| 1:43.3 | It would have to be a one-liner. |
| 1:44.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.1 | Good for that form. |
| 1:46.5 | You don't usually do long stories. |
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