12/05/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #36
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2012
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Joey and Lee talk about the Son's of Anarchy Finale, taking chances in life, and we get another surprise visit from Mrs. Diaz. Joey also shows everyone where he got the saying, "Stay Black" from. Joey's friend Sal Polisi calls in to talk about his new book and his time in the mob.
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Streamed live on 12/05/12
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| 0:00.0 | oh shit it's that motherfucking day it's that motherfucking time Wednesday the |
| 0:18.1 | December 5th a little freaky can't leave brothers and sisters what singing while I'm singing what no one I know in while the black man |
| 0:32.6 | sweat are you fucking kidding me or what Jews are sweating Cubans are sweating |
| 0:37.8 | washed the sweat and fucking brothers Puerto Rican's what's up Lili Leland now much |
| 0:43.5 | welcome to the church what's happening now I'm Joey Coco D's the co-host the fucking backbone of the organization the flying fucking |
| 0:51.3 | Julie sci-fi five or four days away from Han Yannicka his fucking smile look at him he's already |
| 0:57.6 | gonna take it he's getting his white shoes ready to go to temple fuck it he's gonna go lower some young |
| 1:03.0 | girls with a little fucking dollar bills are fishing hooks on them so when they bend over he pulls and |
| 1:07.6 | that's an old Jew trick to recover that and latter episodes what's going on Lisa you're |
| 1:12.4 | looking good I'm feeling great I'm doing the new mood I haven't been doing the new mood and sleeping better I |
| 1:17.4 | could tell you look a little better you got a little bit more endurance I'll tell you what man I'm |
| 1:20.8 | going to this kickbox in place and they make you jump rope you know they make it jump a lot of |
| 1:26.0 | rope in between sets and shit let me tell you something the first two days my feet were in the bones of my |
| 1:31.4 | feet oh really skinny fucking bones are picking up 300 fucking pounds of fat and the all the other |
| 1:37.3 | shit that's in my body and I tell you what the new bone the strong bone new bone the strong bone |
| 1:44.1 | is taking a lot of that pain away so that shit is working so I feel real good go to Han |
| 1:49.1 | see what's going on read about the fucking products read about what the fuck you're doing see what |
| 1:54.5 | the hell you're doing with your fitness plan and fit it in there there's something for you over there |
| 1:58.8 | whether it's a strong bone the hip protein is fucking delicious and I tell you when I fart and |
| 2:04.1 | stuff it don't smell like if you fart with that other type of protein your birds don't smell oh you |
| 2:08.9 | cut a fucking fart with that a soy protein or one of that yuck up whatever the fuck it is your |
| 2:14.6 | ass smells so bad even when you take your jeans off the fart filters to your ass like a coffee filter |
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