#118: My Girlfriend Thinks I'm Gay Because I Didn't CHEAT On Her! | Reddit Readings

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🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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What's up Wikimaniacs! On today's episode we have a disaster date story from a listener, OP eats hot sauce and regrets it, a next door neighbour is cheating on her husband, a girflriend accuses OP for being gay because he didn't cheat on her, and finally an ex demands child support from OP. Let us know your thoughts! Sponsor: Go to MANSCAPED and use code 'Reddit' for 20% off + free shipping worldwide! Support Ya Boys: Become a Patreon for ad-free episodes and bonus AITA stories every week as well as exclusive content: Cultiv8 Patreon Sean's Venmo Our Links: Instagram TikTok Discord Subreddit Store Website Submission Timestamps & Links: (00:00) - Intro (07:32) - Comments (16:19) - Disaster Date Story (26:15) - Hot Sauce Disaster (31:40) - Neighbour Is Cheating On Her Husband (47:55) - MANSCAPED (49:45) - GF Accuses BF Of Being Gay (59:54) - Ex Demands Child Support (01:17:35) - Sean Paul This Day In History (01:21:28) - Patreon Shoutouts (01:24:03) - Outro Copyright 2022 Cultiv8 Podcast Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.8	Hey Harry.
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1:18.9	What's up, Wikimaniacs, and welcome back to Reddit on Wiki.
1:23.3	I'm your host for today's episode, The Short King himself, your Pony Pinoid, John.
1:24.5	Yes.
1:26.9	I'm joined as usual by the boys.
2:04.2	First up, you all love him. He likes money and definitely does not call non-patrons other names. If you know, you know. Yeah, Josh. Oh, shit. How dare you. Show your adoration to your boy. Yeah, it's the new year. I love. You love it. You love it. You love it. I love it. I love otters. Otters. And Sean. Otteretian. They're both equally cute. Keeps getting better. Cuter than the other. Yeah. Sean. Definitely Sean. And to round him to crew. He's handsome as fuck. And we all think, yeah, no. And we all think, Sean. And we all think lustful things about him. It's Josh Lestful. What's up, bro?
2:10.4	Lustful. Oh, God. Yeah. Did you like your meme today, by the way? Oh, yeah. The one on
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2:19.5	say it wrong there? And we get goosebumps
2:21.3	just hearing you say that shit.
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