118 - DMVs Need On-Site Glam Squads
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 15 January 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, we are talking about Counselor Jonathan's visit to the DMV, Steven Tyler's toes, men committing insurance fraud in a bear suit, Camp Counselors emojis, finstas, and so much more!
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➜ Jessica Murray. “Mystery of Bananas on Nottinghamshire Road Has Residents A-Peeling for Answers.” The Guardian, Guardian News and Media, 6 Jan. 2025.
➜ Annie Correal. “Human in Bear Suit Was Used to Defraud Insurance Companies, Officials Say.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 14 Nov. 2024.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.2 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:07.5 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:08.8 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.5 | Because Camp Counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.6 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya. |
| 0:16.0 | Weird news. |
| 0:16.9 | Hot gossip. |
| 0:17.9 | And scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.2 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.7 | This is camp counselors. |
| 0:30.5 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:33.0 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:35.6 | It is week 118 here at Camp. |
| 0:41.3 | Thank you guys so much for pre-ordering. |
| 0:45.2 | If you didn't know and you somehow are living under Iraq, we have merch now. |
| 0:50.8 | Yes, the cabin gift shop is open. |
| 0:56.5 | And you can go to Camp Counselorspodcast.com slash merch to get yours. It's so funny, we're pre-recording this before it actually dropped. So what if |
| 1:02.5 | something happens in the future? Don't do this because I was watching our thing back last time. |
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