#117: The Cahokia Dragon vs. The Brindle Bull: All Out Maximum Mississippi Brawl
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
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🗓️ 6 January 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
During the late 19th Century—in what has to be one of the most mind boggling cryptid accounts ever published—a hardworking youth was sent to fetch a bull from a field adjacent to his family farm when he stumbled across a colossal creature that looked as if it had clawed its way out of the pages of a Medieval bestiary for the sole purpose of challenging the bucolic bovine to a violent clash of all out supremacy.
Monsters In Print: A Collection Of Curious Creatures Known Mostly From Newspapers
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to Oh, Hello welcome to the |
| 0:37.0 | to the Kryptonop podcast I am Mark Stors with Bizozes |
| 0:40.1 | Chris and Rob Morphe |
| 0:42.0 | 20 and dupe Dilly first episode of the year hard to believe we are in the |
| 0:47.7 | glorious Jetsons like year of 2020. We made it the sidewalk started moving the day the date switched immediately. Cars flew. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah just impromptu. It's an amazing future world we live in. Not the dystopian |
| 1:02.0 | housescape that we were told about in the 80s, but the glorious |
| 1:05.0 | promise of the mid-50s. |
| 1:06.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.8 | Fulfilled. |
| 1:08.8 | Or it's exactly the fucking same as it's always been and it's unbelievable. |
| 1:12.4 | I guess the internet's cool and iPhones are |
| 1:14.2 | dope and the cameras are better than ever, but that's not the future I was |
| 1:19.4 | promised. No me either. But whatever. No I mean it be worse. I mean, at least we're not fighting mutants with |
| 1:24.5 | fucking half-ass mohawks and fucking football pads on our fucking Volkswagen bugs. As much as I love those movies, it's probably not the world I want to live in. |
| 1:32.4 | Yeah, we're not living in Thunderdome just yet. |
| 1:35.2 | I'm grateful for it. |
| 1:36.0 | Maybe a couple of 10. |
| 1:36.9 | Only more years maybe. |
| 1:37.9 | If MMA wants to pick up its fucking game, they will add |
| 1:40.2 | fucking rubber bands and people will fucking jump around and... Well, they add a top to that. add |
| 1:44.0 | a rubber bands and people will fucking jump around and... Well, yeah, add spikes. |
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