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The Mortified Podcast

117: Let’s Get Married!

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2017

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Tales of kids with an unbridled passion to hear wedding bells. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

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0:00.0

Radio Tapio.

0:04.0

From PRX.

0:10.0

Dear diary.

0:11.0

6th grade. February 14th.

0:13.0

1991.

0:14.0

I am really depressed.

0:15.0

How could she break up with me?

0:17.0

Mom, you can't read this.

0:25.0

I had never had a boyfriend,

0:27.0

but I believe I felt I was together at 16,

0:31.0

so it was important that my partner

0:34.0

recognize how great of a catch I was

0:37.0

and how happy he should be to have me by his side.

0:41.0

When Jay was in high school,

0:42.0

she knew exactly what she wanted in a soulmate.

0:45.0

Being Jay looks for in a mate.

0:48.0

Male.

0:52.0

At least five, six and a half.

0:54.0

Doesn't sell drugs.

0:56.0

Shower's daily.

1:02.0

Clean ears.

1:04.0

Has good dental hygiene.

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