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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#114: Trunko

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In the early decades of the 20th Century an isolated stretch of South African beach became the equivalent of box seats to one of the most amazing sea battles ever witnessed by human eyes; this spectacle was made all the more fantastic due to the fact that the foam churning conflict pitted two of nature’s most malicious mammals against one of the weirdest critters ever put down on public record.

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0:00.0

I'm going to Oh, I mean really like one of the best parts about doing this show obviously is our listeners

0:41.3

because they're they're fucking awesome and whether it's like the support or just like

0:45.6

most of the support just everything that they do for us is so good they send us

0:48.8

presence but our Facebook group especially our Facebook group is like a highlight of my week.

0:54.0

Abs fucking lutely.

0:55.0

Yeah, there's some good stuff.

0:56.0

There's some really good stuff and as we're getting ready to record this we're having a debate,

1:00.0

one Mr. Ryan Barnes posted up a meme here about if a centaur had a dick would it be like this or would it be like this?

1:08.0

Yeah. Now listening is not going to give you any context to this.

1:11.0

So go to our Facebook group, look up the post, and there is quite a long

1:15.5

thread in here over how a Centaur Dick would work. But to paint a quick picture for

1:21.1

listeners that maybe don't want to do that. The front dick

1:23.8

where a human's modest penis might reside. Yes. And the back dick

1:28.1

where a horse long of epic proportions. Yeah. Certainly does risk. Those are the choices.

1:33.3

Yes.

1:34.6

Are they choices?

1:35.3

Maybe you can have the best of both worlds.

1:37.1

Myself and some other listeners have said one apple.

1:40.6

Here's the thing.

1:41.5

No, no.

1:42.1

You'd be shocked with the length of the debate we had before this pod. Oh yeah.

1:46.2

With Mark about missionary style double dick double veg centaur sex. Which is just unreasonable.

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