114. The Book of Keith - Guest Preacher Danny Tamberelli

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Child transformation! Spooky, scary. Boys becoming scaly, dads becoming sad. Enjoy the first Story channeled through our scabby assistant groundskeeper, Devon. The service to this glorious Story was crafted in conjunction with humble patron and VIP Story Glory Guard Congregant Dakota V! The Story’s gonna getchya, heh heh. Our Virtuous Guest Preacher: Danny Tamberelli (The Adventures of Danny and Mike podcast, Insta @dannytamberelli) Story Housecalls Invocation Psalm: “The Dogs of Marital Success” Liturgical Reading: “The Book of Keith” Mariba’s Gift Next service is in two weeks, heh heh. Merch for CROCS: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon for GATORS: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	This episode was sponsored on Patreon by VIP Story Glory Guard congregant Dakota V.
0:08.1	The congregant wished to share the following.
0:11.0	First of all, a huge thank you to all the clergy members that the story must be told.
0:16.6	Deacon Adam, liturgical director Carl, Pastor Andrew, Sister Callista, Brother Reed.
0:21.6	You guys are amazing. Thank you.
0:25.6	And secondly, if you need any voice acting done, look me up on Twitter at Vancical Voice, all right?
0:32.6	Okay, well, here's a riddle. Two boys, a chalms, and a grandma.
0:40.0	What do you get when you add them all up?
0:42.2	An inspirational event like no other.
0:46.2	Get ready for story house calls.
0:50.3	Story house calls.
0:53.8	Story house calls. Story house calls.
0:58.5	Hello, congregants.
1:00.9	Today, we have paid a house call to a devoted congregant.
1:06.4	And thanks to the power of ham radio technology, we can share her words with the whole congregation
1:13.3	from the comfort of her dog urine reeking trailer.
1:17.2	Maraba, say hello.
1:19.6	Oh, hello, congregation.
1:22.9	Thank you for coming to my humble urine reeking trailer.
1:31.4	Pastor Andrew and Brother Reed, you're both as tall, tall, tall as I imagined. I crocheted you sweaters. Mariba, you're a dang sweetheart. You
1:41.4	even crocheted a banner. Heck, let's read it together. The story must be told.
1:49.2	Now, Maribon, your grandson Dakota nominated you, and he tells us you have a certain favorite beverage, huh?
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