You're listening to Nick Depalo on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

Hi kids, how y'all doing out there? Hi?

Sure, it's still the holidays. Johnny kick it in, baby.

How was your Christmas?

My name is Terrific. I got two pair of jeans at $188 a piece.

I can't find real jeans to fit me because I actually have legs like a man.

I actually play sports and I have thighs bigger than a fucking anorexics.

If we try to go to the gap and try on jeans, you know,

if you're a theater major, there's no problem.

Everything fits you, but God forbid you did two squats in your life.

Maybe you had a protein shake. I get an ass like a young black female.

So I can't get fucking jeans past my thighs.

The only ones I can find are these like design, this designer guy, a girl.

I don't know what he is, but they don't look designer.

They look normal, but I'm just saying.

Right, Johnny?

And yeah, so the wife gets me a couple pair of those shirt at the gap.

Sweats.

Really does suck as an adult, doesn't it?

Is a kid I, yeah.

Best gift I ever got. I think it was a daisy air rifle.

I told you I had my buddy Robby Sear. I took off my shirt.

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