I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast, Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with woke, to the daily stars wore on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

Out now, wherever you get your podcasts or visit papercutsshow.com.

Welcome to the show, everybody.

This is an episode where you're going to have some bonus content

of a candid conversation between me and Jeremy from episode 113,

The Dark Guardian.

If you have not listened to that episode yet, I highly recommend you just

stop this episode right now, go listen to 113 and then come back to this

so that you understand the conversation we're about to have.

He talks about some paranormal experiences that he's had since the last time I recorded

and also a UFO experience that he had.

But on top of that, he informs me that he lives next to an old military base

that was shut down a long time ago, but he insists that it's fully operational

and up and running today.

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