You're listening to Nick Depalo on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

It's Monday.

Hi everybody.

How you with?

I'm going to sit happy holidays. Merry Christmas. How the fuck you like that?

Pretty edgy, isn't it? To say Merry Christmas in these days of

anti-Christian sentiment.

Happy, happy quenzer, Ramadana, and you know what?

What's the Jewish one?

Come on man. Happy Anika. Happy Anika. You know I'll tell you.

Did some online shopping today and it was so fucking irritating.

They have 19 phrases for coupon code, item code, 40% of gift card code.

Code this. I almost converted the Judaism by fucking three o'clock.

Anything, not the fucking even online. I think I'd rather go to the mall.

You're like, what? At least you get to look at some tits and ass.

Am I right? Kids? Sure.

Did I tell you the time I last a couple years ago? I went on, I think I might have said this in an earlier

episode. I can't remember anymore. Jesus, age Christ.

And I am horrible at wrapping gifts. I'm pretty sure I told you this.

But I went online a few years ago and to look for a video on how to wrap a gift properly.

And the chick got doing it in the video. I'm not shitting you. She was about an 18 on a scale of 10.

Just fucking smoking. Long story short, I end up spanking it to the video.

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