112- trapped with mediocre sex, an online affair, a pregnant woman's fantasy & "The Penis Massage"

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year Freaky Fam<3- So much is in store for The Horny Housewife podcast and looking back WOW what a year- so grateful for YOU! Today is part 2 of the massage series; " The Lingam Massage" aka penis massage. Im discussing benefits, (hello ED & PE & edging) , techniques and end goals. Reminder: practice makes perfect ( and practice is fun=) ) Today's listener questions inlcude a dirty panty kink, one husband who is tired of his unwilling vanilla wife and cant seem to digest this is his "forever". One female listener is 7 months pregnant, horny as ever, and desires rough sex; is her fantasy insane and can she be quenched? Shooting her straight. Lastly a husband who misses his sexual active wife; they currently are navigating life after an affair. His wife had an online affair in which she was exchanging self-pleasure videos with another (as well as professing their love) and husband has NEVER gotten a dirty video. So now post "working through it" he wants to know WTF; why does she say no to sexy video to me; behaves completely disinterested and only favors cuddling. He misses sex; and she seems unbothered. Whose gunna tell him? ME. Tune in now=) TRUE CLASSIC -Get 25% off your order using code " HOUSEWIFE" at TrueClassic.com/Housewife. < sexiest T's for the Zaddys. Join the Patreon. Ask Anonymously > www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok: @thehornyhousewife Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

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0:00.0	I have a gift that's just going to keep on giving, I want to tell you about the Double
0:13.0	Teamed Podcast, a show on the Pleasure Podcast Network, and here's a little hello from
0:19.5	their host, Kami and Nikki.
0:23.0	You know, there's more to life than just vanilla sex with one person, so let's talk about
0:28.2	it.
0:29.2	This is Kami, and this is Nikki, and we are Double Teamed Podcast.
0:34.4	Are you DTF?
0:36.4	Come join the Double Team fam every Thursday, anywhere you listen to podcasts.
0:41.2	Bring an open mind, your favorite butt plug, and let's talk kink, non-monogamy, and sexuality,
0:47.8	sex parties, threesomes, maybe a little bit of knife play, all things we know and love.
0:53.8	We hope this is a safe space for you to learn, explore, and share some laughs with us along
0:58.4	the way.
0:59.4	And come be our bestie, connect with us on social media, find us on YouTube, Instagram,
1:06.0	TikTok, and more.
1:08.0	All of these links are available on our website, doubleteamedpodcast.com.
1:13.5	We are so glad that you're here and we can't wait to get to know you.
1:17.6	Don't forget wear condoms.
1:28.4	It's you, hi, you're the problem, it's you, that Taylor Swift's song, I will never
1:53.1	sing it the correct way.
1:54.9	Not because I'm just being a mean bitch, but because I think your words are powerful,
2:02.1	okay?
2:03.1	I don't want to be saying I'm the problem on the fucking time, and the song is very catchy.
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