Okay, folks, you are listening to Life on Planet Porky.

Thank you very much indeed for joining us again today.

I am, of course, the porkmeister Mike Parry.

And with me today, as always, Leslie and Jones, Leslie Ann, I hope you are well.

Are the outrageous arrows and slings

of fortune keeping you in good shape? Not bad, Mike. Thank you very much. I've never been so busy,

I have to say. Good. I'm glad. I've been working on 448 pages of Lenin Proves and doing pictures spreads and of course the other book that I've been working on 448 pages of Lenin Proofs and doing picture spreads and, of course, the other book

that I've been working on, which is coming out in the autumn, and recording and doing this

with you, which is always the greatest pleasure of the week.

Well, exactly, exactly.

So kicking along.

That's right, thousands of people would like to be in your place.

Let me tell you.

Wouldn't they just?

All from Planet Porky.

Anyway, listen, a story that's dominated all the, even the front pages all week,

has been the Johnny Depp Amber Heard bust up.

I mean, amazing, that's taking place in the High Court in London, right,

rather than somewhere in L.A. over allegations that Johnny Depp is a

wife-beater. That was a newspaper headline, which he's challenging. And he says he's not doing it

for the money. He says he's doing it because he wants to clear his reputation. And he's all his

evidence so far. He said any man who attacks a woman is an animal and all this.

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