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The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
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1:02.9	It began long ago.
1:08.4	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
1:13.4	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and
1:20.8	buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff. A week ago, J.G., I was in the car driving to beautiful Tucson, Arizona, which you know only too well.
1:32.5	If you're going to go to Tucson, wait till the middle of July.
1:36.2	That may seem like a joke, but actually, for the most part, or most often in July, they have the monsoon season.
1:48.6	And even though it's brutally hot that time of year in Tucson, these thunderstorms roll through
1:55.8	and there is just nothing like the smell of the Swarrow Desert after a thunderstorm.
2:02.0	The temperature will drop, say, 30 degrees in 30 minutes.
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