I'm going to Oh, Do we have any turkey-themed kibizhouology things that we should be covering this month?

Well, we had the bird beast of

VAR one of our I think very earliest pods which is one of my favorite things

ever because A it takes place in France which is just a wonderful nation. Can

pilgrim shoot it and eat it and share it with Native Americans before they betray them?

If indeed they're quick enough to scoop them up before the alien vacuum sucks them into oblivion.

Yeah, absolutely. But surely even the bird beast of

far can't stop the intrinsic racism of Thanksgiving speaking of right of well not

racism but Thanksgiving and pilgrims someone in our Facebook group did post up a thing about pilgrim porn.

God bless them.

It's a thing.

I'm not surprised.

What isn't a thing?

Not saying that I checked it out, but.

But just saying pilgrim porn is do they keep the hats on you got

you have to it's a dude and buckle shoes does he keep the shoes on well maybe

does the girl keep the shoes on maybe Maybe. Do shoes make the pilgrim?

Wow, that's a, you're getting deep.

Now you're asking the serious questions that historians have been grappling with since Plymouth Rock.

I feel like if it has to have a buckle to be a pilgrim.

Yeah, but I mean you need the hat.

They're like buckle goth.

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