111 - ESCAPE FROM A CANNIBAL Ft ZexsOG and Sergeant Heine

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🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 119 minutes

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0:00.0	Real quick this was filmed after the episode you're about to watch this story was fucking insane
0:05.3	So what's up? We had a sit back down and retell it
0:06.9	We're just gonna drop it in somewhere in the beginning. This shit is wild
0:09.6	So if you watch the rest of the podcast, we hadn't heard this yet. This is insane. Okay real quick
0:15.3	Sorry, H. Please if you don't mind start this story
0:21.4	This is one of the few we've never done this or it's like everything's ended and we just set back down put in all the cards
0:27.6	Yeah, so I'm gonna retell the story. I was telling these guys
0:33.3	This is a true story about how I met a cannibal in the Air Force and almost became on the menu
0:38.8	So I will start from the very beginning. Please do all right. Here we go
0:43.8	So for all the veterans out there everybody who's in boot camp, um, whatever branch you're in
0:48.8	Everybody had that one guy that just blended in you never knew his name. You never even knew he existed
0:53.7	But he was there right you never got smoked never got yelled at but dude was always there right
0:58.8	You're just gonna dom or if you will
1:01.2	So I'm gonna change names for obvious reasons this guy. I'm just so I'm gonna call him Hannibal
1:05.9	for obvious reasons
1:07.2	So Hannibal uh in my boot camp was there existed every time I saw this guy
1:12.2	He had his BCG's on if you guys don't know those are birth control goggles
1:15.9	He always had those on and he always stood and had his head kind of turned with a little smile on his face
1:21.4	All right, so every time I saw him that's who I saw right never got yelled at always blended in
1:26.4	So we graduate boot camp and at lack of an Air Force base for security forces training
1:30.2	We just go to the other side of the base
1:32.1	So they all ship this up
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