11. The Goat Spider Violin

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Wowie, first ever 11th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about the guy getting dragged off that United Airlines flight. Also discussed: Coachella, Stagecoach, country music, Shania Twain, expensive violins, pet snakes (don't get 'em), throwing hecklers out of live shows, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by SquareCash.
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0:19.4	You understand some of these other ones.
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0:31.6	Do you guys do what you want?
0:34.4	Oh, man.
0:43.4	Well, some of my babies, hey, it's congratulations.
0:52.2	We're back.
0:53.2	And it's the eleventh episode.
0:55.3	Did you ever think we'd do it?
0:56.6	I didn't know if we did it or not, but we did it.
1:00.4	And I think that's amazing.
1:03.6	Now it's very interesting that my producer chose to open up a fucking soda can right after
1:09.3	we started.
1:10.4	And you guys heard that.
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