11. The Father, The Mother

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2018

⏱️ 15 minutes

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some folk work real hard. some folk just sit there, stew in juices, and turn to greases to stain the chairs and linoleum. course, some folk do both. ain’t exclusive, rot and labor. they shake hands just like the rest of us, cept course those of us with them sick hands, nails stenchin proper. Invocation Psalm: “Show and Tell” / “Turtle Stew” Liturgical Reading: “The Father The Mother” Concluding Prayer grin with you next tuesday, our sweet lil grinners, our eager acolytes

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0:00.0	Oh story.
0:05.0	Oh story, we doubt you, we curse you, and sometimes dream about you in scandalous outfits too spicy to draw and too juicy to name.
0:35.6	Forgive us our trespasses so we may trespass again and again and again, until our story is but
0:45.3	a habit of betrayal, supplication, and a toothy rictus of divine masochism.
0:53.1	The story must be told. The story must be told.
0:57.0	The story must be told.
1:01.0	Oh, how hell, an unlikely heaven, we gathered beseech the favor of a Lord who does not exist,
1:09.0	and if he does, lies death, blind and mute, a simpleton
1:14.6	creature trapped and edified solely by this unheard praise.
1:22.6	Today for show and tell, I brought a sinful old man.
1:31.6	Ralphie reached into his rucksack, revealing a greasy, geriatric man.
1:37.0	Dripping with want, brimming with desire.
1:39.6	The class clapped.
1:41.3	Okay, everyone, Mrs. Peters sing-songed. Who wants a taste? She laid out the man, his corpse, but four hours old. You can imagine how the class grinned.
1:57.0	Want to know how to make turtle stew?
2:01.6	Get a strong fork, oh, and a turtle, of course.
2:05.6	Hold it down with the fork, open its mouth like you're going to give it CPR.
2:10.6	Blow in real hard. Let it taste your breath. Its insides will stew with desire for your musk.
2:26.3	Wiser words have rarely been read, and none have ever been spoken.
2:33.3	We deny ourselves the wisdom we have heard, so we might hear them again.
2:44.0	Nash thy teeth till they split and turn to powders. The story must be told.
2:47.0	The story must be told. And now an epistle from Don't Lick Gregory to the Horny Horny Little Boy Girl Club,
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