Sex, drugs, rock and roll and general jackassery.

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

And then there's this from the email, T&T at T&T Radio Empire.com.

Chris says, my wife divorced me because she said I was two Coke bottle caps stacked up.

Much different problem.

Yep.

That's not going to be as fun in court.

No.

That's right, Your Honor.

I got a small penis. Can we just say I cheated? Yeah. Let's do that. Can we just say I cheated? That'd be fine. Can we just say I embezzled millions out of our kids' college fund? Anything with a small penis bit. Yeah. Chris Portercom is a website.. Chris said, almost as you can't see you next week.

Have you squatted on? Chris Porter has a big weiner. Yeah. Nobody has. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually own it. No one's going to it. And I see you're at Jimmy Kimmel's Club in Vegas. I realize he doesn't live in Vegas, but does you ever show up there? Actually, that should have been

I was not there, I'm sorry

It's on your website

It is on my website

It is on my website she doesn't live in Vegas, but does you ever show up there? Actually, that should have...

Oh, it's not there?

I'm sorry. It's on your website. It is on my website. They canceled it because that's F-1 weekend. Oh, that's where they close everything down. You don't want to be in Vegas for that weekend. They're like, Chris, you don't want to be anywhere near this place. They offered me Super Bowl weekend last year. I was like, no, I'm good. I don't want to wait 12 minutes for Starbucks.

Yeah. And then you're in New Brunswick, New Jersey coming up, Albanyany, these are all dates too, of Kishen. Yeah. The Albany Fonnybone coming up. Louisville. Chris Porter.com. No, excuse me, Chris Porter Comedy.com for shows all around the country, but he's hanging out with us this morning because he's in the Omaha Funny Bone tonight. And, no, she'll be tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. Saturday. Yeah. Speaking of it. Is there anymore in that plane crash? I think the number of fatalities was up to 11 from seven. I'm curious to cause. Beware if they went down. Yeah. He's alive now. Yeah. Looks like they've recovered the flight data recorder. and, but I mean, this is, we're not going to know anything for sure for a long time. No, they've got to look into this. There's going to be a long investigation. It's like an engine fell off. Yeah. That's what it looked like. Yeah. Death toll is up to 12 now. So how many people were on the plane? Three.

Three crew.

So who's at the end of that runway?

They don't think there were houses.

Yeah.

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