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11/5 2-1 Counting Farts

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

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4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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10-20 a day is normal. Keep count.

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MAUW BOW

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BOW.

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BOW.

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MAUW.

0:11.0

Ha ha ha.

0:12.0

Mapp. Yeah. Yeah Yeah

0:38.3

Yeah

0:41.3

Maybe

0:42.3

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1:17.5

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1:21.9

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

1:24.4

I didn't exactly keep track, but I'm pretty sure I didn't fart enough yesterday. It's one of those... Yeah, one of those yesterday either. Yeah. Rare days. We learned 10 to 12. I think it's 10 to 20. Yeah. It was 10 to 20, right? I definitely didn't get 20. I definitely didn't keep track. I might have gotten 10. Then you got enough. There's a lot that slip out that you're not really aware of. But there's a lot of people that, you know, I don't know what, a little bit too uptight that try to hold farts in. I believe that's unhealthy as well. There's a lot of people to do that. I think it's gross. You shouldn't fart in front of your wife or your husband.

2:02.8

Come on.

2:03.3

Oh, you shouldn't fart. That's so lame. In yoga class. I would think that's where I would fart. You should hold it in then. How are you supposed to hold it in when you're stretching like that ton? Well, sometimes. Sometimes you don't. Sometimes there's certain poses you get into and it just pelvic floor control.

2:19.1

Of course it does, man.

2:20.1

I would think that everybody would fart in the yoga class. I mean, unless you're doing it every day and blowing the place out, because I'm sure that can happen too, right? A really big stanky one could clear the place. Jesus, Karen. Yeah. If they're silent but deadly too, does everybody know who did it? They would always assume Todd, wouldn't they? If you're the only dude in the class. That and Pilates, he's the only dude. Yeah. If you're the only dude in one of those classes and a silent but deadly takes over the room, you're obviously the suspect. Right. A number one. My son used to

2:53.4

fart on planes when he was younger. Uh, we just him and I flying places. Oh, I've never stopped.

2:58.3

And I know that, but he would fart and it would stink, but he wouldn't care because they

3:03.6

were going to blame me. They look at you. They look at me, man. This guy had to meet the guy

3:07.1

farting, you know, brutal ones too. Like the small regional jets, just a whole whole tube fills up. Yeah, 10 to 20, by the way, 10 to 20. I still say that's the best part about working out at home. I can fart up a storm at the gym and nobody cares. Oh, I still fart the gym. I just walk away from people and fart there. Oh, yeah. Farting at the gym and nobody cares oh i still fart the gym i just walk away from people

3:25.7

and fart there oh yeah farting at the gym's no big deal because everybody's got earbuds in no no i

3:31.3

remember being at the gym you know like on the elliptical or something and some dude on a on a treadmill

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