11/4/21: New Condoms Exclusively For Small Penises & Big Vaginas, Election Results & How Zillow Is Fucking First Time Home Buyers

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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On today’s show Pat tells us about a new condom designed to be worn by men & women (00:13:20), an update on Henry Ruggs & why Aaron Rogers wont be playing Sunday, Election Results, Will tells us how Zillow is fucking first time homebuyers and why Biden’s tax plan could make the rich richer (00:35:00), plus the tik tok international moment with bees, piranhas, the world’s fattest man & hysteria in China. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:45) - Fun Fact: Dolphins Use Puffer Fish To Get High & 808 Beats (00:09:55) - Holidays: National Stout Day & National Candy Day (00:11:10) - This Day in History: NSA Established, Jane Goodall Observes Chimps Using Tools For First Time (00:13:20) - #3 - New Condoms For Penis’ & Vaginas (00:19:30) - #2 - Football Bad Boys: Update On Raiders WR Henry Ruggs & Aaron Rogers’s Covid Woes (00:24:25) - #1 - HUGE Political Election Day Results From Tuesday’s Elections & Biden Gets Flashed In Scotland (00:35:00) - The Salty Market - Will Delivers Some Financial News Including How The Rich Could Potentially Get Richer Under Biden’s New SALT Cuts & How Zillow Fucked Over New Home Buyers With Their Bots TikTok International Moment (00:48:45) - Brazil - Man Jumps Into Lake To Escape Bees & It Turns Out To Be A Bad Idea (00:53:55) - UK - “World’s Fattest Man” Tells Press The Hospital That Was Helping Him Lose Weight Was Going to Cremate Him At Slaughterhouse If He Died While In Their Care (01:00:16) - China - Hysteria & Panic Buying Occurs As Ministry Of Commerce Tells Citizens To Stock Up On The Essentials These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Paint Your Life; Text Factor to 64-000; 20% Off + Free Shipping MackWeldon.com/Factor; Promo Code: Factor; 20% Off First Order Decked.com/HARDFACTOR and get free shipping (on a badass truck bed drawer system) Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.8	Good morning and welcome to episode 808 of Hard Factor.
1:29.6	His Thursday, November 4th, 2021, thank you for cheating on the news with us.
1:35.9	Today we got Pat Wes and I'm Will.
1:39.2	Mark is when he's dipping his toe in a hot tub somewhere at Jacuzzi.
1:42.9	Get a little vacation on, right?
1:45.2	Something like that.
1:46.9	He's out.
1:47.9	He's in the Rockies.
1:48.9	Oh, Rockie Mountain.
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