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And now, from the mayor's office above the boat house,

on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's garage logic, with work-earn production,

Grace Reaver's director of social media,

John Hyden, the newsroom,

and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby coffee shop.

Here is your flashlight, King, fireworks commissioner,

and keeper of common sense,

the only mayor, Joe Sushiman.

You know, something just occurred to me.

You think the Huffington Post was having a laugh?

You think they were doing exactly what I was proposing to do?

I would like to think that, however,

most of these institutions and their online division

are kids between the ages of 22 and 30.

Yeah, well, my point being,

do you think they put that out there just because it would generate traffic to their website?

Oh, yes, that part I do believe that they knew that this story would circulate.

Yes, I do believe that.

Well, then maybe they don't personally believe all of the ridiculous things that...

They just want the victimization exposed.

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