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Are you kidding me or what? I was on a plane yesterday. Stone to the gills coming back from

Dallas to fucking LA. And on my high fucking top pod, whatever that leap put, he put on this out,

dirt. And I was half on the coma. Stone to the gills and my eyes closed. Wolverine was on.

The movie Wolverine, uh huh. And I'm half asleep. And this fucking song comes on. And I'm my half

into this fucking like reefer coma. And all of a sudden I start listening to this motherfucker.

And I remember I forgot how great of a fucking jam this is. Check this out. Blast this motherfucker.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Are you kidding me or what? Break out the syringe, the reefer, the vitamin C,

the flu shot. Rub her feet with fucking band-gay. Do what you gotta do.

Break that motherfucker leap. All fucking circuits blast. Black, I want smoke coming out of the

fucking speakers. That's how loud this should be right now. Kick it, please kick it.

Are you kidding me or what? Good morning. Welcome to the church of what's happening now.

Lisa Yatt, mad flavor, aka Joey Diaz here. Serving you motherfuckers on Veterans Day.

It's a beautiful day to be alive. What's happening, baby? No, but you're all fired up.

Fire it up. It's Veterans Day. If I had a cannon, I'd fucking shoot it there. If I had an M80,

I'd drop it right now and I'm fucking right in the street on Ventora. That's not very well.

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