You're listening to Nick Depalo on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

Hey, hey, hey kids, how are you? What's going on? Holy Christ.

I sat down at 12 o'clock. No time to do this. It's now 420. Just getting to opening the show.

Why is that? Well, I plug my iPad in. I get some type of fucking message that software needs to be updated.

And then my iTunes software on my laptop need to be updated.

And then there was a glitch while it was updating. And then there was 19 other fucking quest Steve Jobs rotten hell you fucker you.

Anyways, no, but I you know, I realize he helped create this thing we call the, you know, whatever.

And it helps, you know, guys like Jared Fogel, little kids into a van with a teriyaki sub.

And other than that, you can look at some tips online, but the rest of it just fucking ages me at mock speed.

But anyways, what a fucking nightmare. What an I get Rob sprants on the line from Riotcast.

And we do this. Join me program. He's looking at my, you know, if you've done this, I'm sure he's looking at my computer screen through his computer screen.

Glitch after fucking glitch and updating the iPads software, you know, the status bar comes up.

It's like, what three inches long and in the first, you know, two inches and and three quarters goes by like in five seconds.

Then I'm a contair away from it, completing this the update and it just phrases.

I'm staring at the app for 45 minutes and getting in the field position and crying and then something else came up and then something with my bug and drop box kept sending me this message and error.

And again, your sister's asked you sister's sweaty fucking ass fuck you and fuck me. How are you folks?

Good to talk to you. Big announcement. I was just doing a little speech to give you time.

Here's the deal, folks. This is kind of exciting, probably the biggest announcement on the history of the Nicta Paula podcast, but hopefully you big fans because you're listening right now.

And I'm guessing you are, but if you want more shows, we're going to make it happen. Here's how it's going to work. Get a pencil and paper ready.

I'll be announcing this for the next few weeks anyway. So, but if you want more shows, I'm going to do the one show a week for free on riot cast as normal like on Monday.

And if you want to get three more shows, you go to connect pal dot com slash Nick connect C O N and E C T pal P L dot com slash Nick.

And it's a multimedia platform where I can do all kinds of shit, but most importantly, the Apollo podcast will be up there.

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