Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest edition of Life on Planet Porky. And I want to say,

Leslie Ann, of course, in the chair with me here in a self-isolating studio, as am I. Some of the

responses we've been getting lately for these podcasts have been very,

very heartening indeed and wide arranging with every broadcast. And happy to be entertaining the

nation. Yes, very happy to be entertaining the nation as well. Now we've got lots to talk about

in this podcast, but there's one particular

issue that I want to bring to the attention of our hopefully millions of listeners, because

I thought that what you did over the last weekend that has transpired between our last podcast

and this one, to salute your children after their years of hard

work and their graduations in their respective studies was absolutely quite marvellous.

Graduation day at home, I mean, we've seen all sorts of things have happened during lockdown.

We've seen Colonel Tom, who's walked in his garden.

We've seen little children who've been in his garden. We've seen little

children who've been hobbling around, you know, and trying so very hard to raise money for

the health service. We've seen all sorts of things. People who have had to, you know,

improvise getting their hair cut and all that. But tell us, please, about your improvisation

for the graduation ceremony for your kids than, of course, they never got.

Oh, my younger two, Henry and Bridie, Henry was a student for four years at Arts Ed in Chiswick.

Bridey was a student of English at Exeter University for three years.

They happened to graduate the same year,

not that they're the same age, but my son had deferred a year because he broke his knee

in a rugby accident. And so he had to, as a ballet dancer, you know, ballet, acting, singing,

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