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Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

109 Constantine V The Dung Named

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9742 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Constantine Pooface. The fifth of that name (actually sixth, but shhh). He started life pooing in the alter of the Hagia Sophia and then went on to rule the empire for decades. Unfortunately for him, he ruled during a time of few sources, and those that remain hated him. But what was he really like? We have no idea. but we can always speculate!

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0:00.0

Welcome to Totalis Rankium.

0:27.0

I am Jamie.

0:27.7

And I'm Rob ranking all of the emperors from Augustus to Augustulus.

0:31.2

No, well, got that wrong.

0:32.7

Constantine 11.

0:34.2

It's season one snapping back into going there.

0:37.5

Well, it's a Constantine today, in fact, on our journey of Constantine's.

0:41.2

There's 11 of them, or 12 of them.

0:44.5

He's the fifth.

0:45.4

The sixth one we're doing, yeah.

0:47.1

What?

0:47.8

Constantine 3, remember?

0:49.3

3B.

0:49.9

Yeah, we've done two Constantine 3s.

0:51.5

Of course.

0:52.1

So, yeah, our sixth Constantine, Constantine 5.

0:55.8

Oh.

0:57.3

The second of the Isorian dynasty.

1:00.2

Yes, yeah.

1:01.3

I thought as much.

1:02.2

Quick recap.

1:03.1

The son of Edosius.

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