108: The Knights Templar, Part II, or "It's Pronounced 'Kinnigget'"

Classical Stuff You Should Know

A.J. Hanenburg

Christianity, Education, Books, Religion & Spirituality, Arts

4.5 • 696 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We continue our long journey toward Jerusalem with the Templar. In this episode: Assassins who would vote in favor of the "legalize it" legislation, leper kings, a bunch of bros who go to Jerusalem to get gold, and REALLY INTENSE HANDSHAKES.

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0:00.0	I know what you're thinking.
0:11.0	I know you think that, man, the governments are running pretty good.
0:16.0	Oh gosh.
0:17.0	You're thinking that the weather, occasionally, you know, there's a little bit of rain,
0:21.2	but hey, that's what the crops need.
0:22.7	Other than that, it's balmy and wonderful and isn't the weather going nice.
0:26.4	The financial markets, there doesn't seem to be much stability, right?
0:29.8	Everything is just constant uphill climb.
0:32.2	Everybody's winning, folks.
0:33.3	And if you're wondering who is responsible for all of this, well, it's the Templars, obviously.
0:40.6	The Templars and one of their members, Kanye West.
0:44.6	And if you're thinking, man, I'm so glad everything is going well.
0:48.0	Well, today we're going to tell you the inauspicious origins of these Templars and how they've been doing really well ever since the beginning
0:54.2	and making all the good decisions. Welcome to classical stuff you should know.
0:58.5	Are we a conspiracy podcast now? I hope so. Oh my gosh. I always wanted to be on one of those.
1:02.2	Well, now your dreams have come true, AJ. It turns out it was really easy to get us there.
1:07.6	We can't prove that the Templars are not doing that. Oh my gosh. Do you ever see the
1:14.3	triangle on the top of the pyramid of the dollar bill? That's got an eye in it. It's got an eye in it.
1:19.4	Templars, man. Is there a thing to that? They're four Templars. Huh? Why do Americans have that?
1:24.5	It's God. It's the all seeing. Is it? I forget why.
1:27.8	I think that's right.
1:28.3	Was it a Mason thing?
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