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🗓️ 4 November 2019
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During the summer of 1973, the town of Murphysboro, Illinois, became the epicenter of one of the most infamous cases of monster-mania on record when terrified locals reported a series of extraordinary encounters with a huge, hairy, mud-slathered monstrosity, which tormented the citizens of this small community for near two weeks before its reign of terror abruptly ended, resulting in one of the strangest and, in some ways, most frightening cases in the history of cryptozoology.
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0:00.0 | I'm going to Oh, That sound you hear Rob is the sound you here Rob is the sound of Halloween leaving. |
0:43.0 | The crackling of leaves as they usher out the door? |
0:46.0 | The rattling of bones, the rolling of pumpkins. |
0:49.0 | The arrival of turkeys. |
0:51.0 | Yeah. |
0:52.0 | Pilgrims and spades. Yes, out with the pumpkins and with the |
0:55.1 | fucking fancy buckle shoes. Oh the and the cornucopia hats. Buckle hats. |
1:00.0 | Buckle everything. Pilgrims just buckled the fuck out of their life. |
1:03.0 | Yeah. That's how they rolled. |
1:05.0 | They killed indigenous peoples when they weren't feasting on their generosity. |
1:08.7 | Yeah. And they buckled the fuck out of you. |
1:10.8 | They were like your original image characters just buckles. |
1:13.4 | Totally. They just buckled. Yeah. Absolutely designed the pilgrims in some weird time warp. They probably |
1:20.0 | had ankle armor. We just didn't know about it and weird shoulder pads. Oh, |
1:23.7 | tote. Cool swords. No one ever done, you know, they got steam punk and all this like |
1:28.5 | gothan by gaslight and other cool shit. Where's all my fucking pilgrim love? |
1:33.0 | My pilgrim heroes, my pilgrim porn. |
1:35.0 | I want alternate pilgrim reality. |
1:38.0 | I don't think I want pilgrim porn. |
1:40.0 | I'm talking across the board. |
1:42.0 | Like I want pilgrim Spanish melodramas. I want... Oh yeah, I'll do that. |
1:46.6 | Like every form of entertainment. A Pilgrim novella? Why not? Yeah, it'd be nice. Pilgrim MMA fighting. Oh, yeah, they'd be fucking sweet. |
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