Welcome back to another episode of Saving Great.

Before we begin.

Big news everyone, big news.

No one's died, but I am in love, okay?

I'm off the market, I'm off it, I wasn't even on the market to be fair, but I'm off it. I wasn't even on the market to be fair but I'm off it. I'm not going to say who it is but I'm going to give her a nickname called eyelashes. So whenever I refer to eyelashes, I am talking about the love of my life.

I'm in love, and yeah, it has been three weeks, but that's fine. That's absolutely fine.

I manifested this. I said on my last podcast I said I want a

woman with calves. I want a woman who does football and she came to me like a dream.

It was like an epiphany, my halos all over the shop,

sorry Jesus doesn't like the fact that I'm gay.

She came to me like a dream and I'm obsessed

is this, I feel like I've been missing out I feel like

men I went very wrong with men I don't like men anymore I will never go back to a

man God forbid yeah I just love it.

I just love it.

I feel like, don't know.

I feel like I've got spring in my step.

I feel like I'm glowing.'s the lesbian glow I've got

it and yeah that's my life update but yeah I don't think ever hard launch though just because I have been scared off that and much trauma many tears

But for now it's eyelashes and I can't fucking wait. I had been suffering with a hangover of all hangovers. I'm going to be honest and we got I say we I got

Paroletic drunk. Okay? Meeting her friends, her sister was there, for you know, let's keep some

composure, did I? No. We ended up going to this club and there was a woman with her titties out dancing on fire in a cage.

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