Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth, or should I say detention? I'm Shane. I'm Amanda, and we have a wonderful guest who's also in detention, Spencer Agney. Yeah, whatever they say I did, I didn't do it. Yes, you did. That's why you're here. That's why you're here, man. Everyone who's put in detention deserves to be in detention. Whoa. Hey, I said it. I'm not in detention. The detention system is fucked up.

You think? here, man. Everyone who's put in detention deserves to be in detention. Whoa.

Hey, I said it.

I think the detention system is fucked up. You think? Yeah. I got to be honest, you guys. What? Technically, this is my first time in detention. I never went to detention as a kid. I don't even think we really had detention. You were way too good. I never heard of anyone. I thought you were fully homeschooled.

I was homeschool throughout high school.

He had detention. You were way too good. I never heard of anyone. I thought you were fully homeschooled. I was homeschooled throughout high school. He had detention at home. Guys, we did not have detention. I didn't have detention. Or if they, my mom sends me to detention. I just was in my room already. So just played more World of Warcraft. Oh. I never had detention in elementary or middle school. but I also, no one in my class ever got sent to. I don't think there was. Oh, we did detention full on. And it was always in the worst room, like the small room that was like sticky and like there were old signs everywhere and it was hot. And you were like, what did I do? And you had to stay after like two hours.

Oh.

Do you know how much that sucks?

That cuts in a dindin time. Yeah, I was going to say, you're starving. What time did y'all get out of school in high school? It felt like late. It felt like I was there from six to seven. Our school ended at 1.45. What? You need to get out of here. What time did it start?

7 a.m.

Okay.

Well, that's an early start. I started at 7am and I think we got out at like three or four.

That's, I've seen a lot of nods. That's crazy. Yeah. What? No, that's how long school is, guys. We had seven classes and we fit that shit in eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Well, your school's efficient. You guys were just really smart, so you got done with it all. You read all your books by then. Ours was like art first period, which took, you know, an hour and a half to paint. Oh, wow. Did you have double block or whatever that shit was? I didn't have double block. no. What did you get detention for? Smoking a J. Yeah, smoking a J in the bathroom. No, no, no. I was late because I had to rely on my sisters to drive me. And one time I wore my sister's shirt, so she was really pissed at me. So she decided to drive to the end of the block and wait for me there. Oh. And that happened many times. The mornings were hell. I basically had to like hope to God she was in a good mood to get into her shit car and then get there. So I would be late. What was the car? It was the license plate? Do you remember? Yeah, what was the license plate number?

No, I remember.

It was a topaz, a topaz. A white topaz. And I don't remember the other thing of it. I don't even know if I've never heard of that. Never heard of this car model. Well, it didn't do well. Yeah, I was gonna say. And mine was a black jetta.

Nice.

That's cool.

Tinted windows.

My friend had like a really old like rabbit, like the Volkswagen rabbit. Oh, I know the Volkswagen. With no top and it only had a cassette player. That's sick. And all we had was Nimrod by Green Day. Nice. Oh, nice. Very cool. Yeah, it was sick. Anyways. So we are well into summer games.

Yes, we are.

We're a week in, and we had a huge twist happen.

Yeah, by your t-shirts, I can tell.

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