If the government can hear our thoughts, who's to say they can smell them too?

If monsters live under the bed, should I smash the whole thing with a hammer?

All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life!

Welcome everyone back to the podcast. You are listening to this paranormal life,

the comedy paranormal podcast with your two favorite hosts and your favorite paranormal investigators.

Excuse me there, Roy Powers, myself and Kit Greer, my accomplish.

Not the words, sir.

Every week we investigate a brand new paranormal tale and come to a conclusion to find out

if it's real.

Apologies for missing last week, we're very happy to be back this week.

Full force Charlie's Angels 3 full throttle.

That's right.

Everything that we missed in that last week, we're going to be bringing this week.

So I think last week we were at like 2% energy.

So this week we're at 22% energy.

We are still extremely, extremely lethargic.

Of course, yeah.

I even blinking feels like effort, but we're excited to investigate the paranormal as always

because we got a big one this week.

By the way, Roy is not even recording his life.

He's currently mouth gaping on a sofa.

He just pressed play on a tape recorder which he pre-recorded this over the last two weeks.

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