John Cena could very well be the best W.W.E. Superstar of all time. Seriously. If you go through all the

important metrics, that guy just smashed it and he's still going, it's an amazing thing to see.

His retirement tour is also going to be part wonderful and part bittersweet. And as his career has been so

loaded, let us take a trip down memory lane to enjoy some of the more mad bits and yeah maybe some

that we can now forget about sound good all right i'm sima number 10 the f u and the five knuckle

shuffle i suppose i mean that one still gets said it's quite amazing because yeah they are referring

to that thing that you do when no one's looking and you don't speak of.

Let's move on. Given the John Sina was the guy who helped Ashta in the PG era, though, we did

have to change his finishing move because it was literally called the FU. No, it didn't stand for Fred

or Fence or Fudge. It was that other word. It may tend to the time because when Sina exploded, he was the edgy rapper, but as soon as that was gone, he still had the old phrases. Even though you can't see me was from that gimmick. That one was fine, though. Doesn't actually mean anything. The other time was the fact it was mocking Brock Lesnar's F5. I don't think anybody remembers that now anyway. This is why it was changed to the attitude adjustment, however, which I guess ties in. That's what we were doing from top to bottom. Number nine, his world title collection. So this is likely going to change soon. I have a feeling part of Sena's retirement tour will be winning that elusive 17th world title. This of course would break Rick Flair's long-standing

record and I know it's actually been more than that. Let's just stick with WWE stats for now.

It makes things way easier. This is why we did go all quite about the nature boy as John was also

on 16. Because they were tied and because Sina is WW through and through, everyone thought that was just the better story.

Now that there is a chance that's going to shake things up, though, it's probably going to come back to the forefront. But you've just got to forget about all the other madness too. If anybody does deserve this accolade as well, it is John. Look what he gave to the company. If we can allow him to leave with a massive trinket like that,

if it's not the worst idea in the world, and the moment itself would be quite lovely.

Number eight, the strange non-endings. Sometimes, John Cena just says things. He's part of his

charm, to be honest, and I would imagine on occasion he was fighting crazy backstage plans too.

Or lack thereof, he probably had no idea what was next.

That's why on that one episode Raw, after Extreme Rules in 2012, he hinted that he may not be around for a while.

And then he was, he didn't miss a show.

He sort of did the same thing, Money the Bank, 2023, where there was the huge hint that London could get at WrestleMania, and then that was just dropped. I mean, it really did go nowhere, not even a peep since, and even Triple H ran that back in the post-show press conference. He didn't want us to get our hopes up. I think it is just part of the fun of John Cena, because he's such a big star. You can do whatever he wants and you damn right.

As for those mania teases though, you can forget that. He didn't say it.

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