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105. Rough Stuff: Phone Sex Phollies (Feat. John Paul Green)

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Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Rough Stuff is back, and more humiliating than ever before! Join hosts Bridgett Greenberg and Sarah Griffith for a jaw-dropping, face-palming ride through the most torturous moment of comedian/actor John Paul Green's childhood. There's sex, phones, and parents involved, so you know it's gonna be pretty bad. Enjoy JP's pain! Hope it make you giggle!

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0:00.0

Hey guys, welcome to Rough Stuff, Podcast, where we make our friends tell humiliating stories from childhood.

0:17.0

I'm Bridget Greenberg, and I once had to be rescued for a bathroom that I thought I was locked in,

0:22.0

but was just turning the

0:23.0

doorknob the wrong way. In a similar vein, I'm Sarah Griffith, and I once

0:29.4

had to get three adults, remove my head that was stuck behind a bunk bed because I was trying to shimme down and got stuck.

0:39.0

We're really doing greatest hits right now.

0:41.0

With us is actor John Paul Green.

0:45.4

Hi there and now I say something.

0:47.6

I know you say. Just a quickie.

0:49.2

I in middle school I called a girl to try phone sex and she picked up too late and it went on her parents

0:58.0

recording machine in their bedroom and they listened to the whole thing and then the next day I had to call I called her again to see what she was doing and her dad was like don't ever call here again

1:06.7

We heard your conversation last night. Oh my god. Yeah. Wow. That's my most embarrassing moment in my life. Oh my God. Wow. We're gonna unpack this. Yeah.

1:19.2

I mean, because Sarah and I felt that was a strong opening for us, but you just blew us out of the water

1:24.5

Literally you can't see us folks, but all of us all of you grabbed your hair

1:30.4

Yeah, everyone here grab their head, their hair and pulled it out.

1:35.0

Wow, okay.

1:37.0

Well, I was just about to say that J.P. and I went to high school together,

1:39.7

we did, yeah.

1:40.6

But now after that, I don't, I've never met this man.

1:42.6

I'm like flop sweating on your behalf.

1:44.4

I was, there is sweat on my back, definitely.

1:47.6

I was 13, so once I got to high school I turned into a different person.

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