What Most People Think

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Okay, welcome to What Most People Think, episode 105, and it's me, Jeff Norcock, despite being

44 years old, I managed to get on a dance floor

before the evil state or win their state vaccination, apartheid, whatever kind of word

inflation you want to use on it. But only for a couple of hours, but my feet did touch

dance floor. And I'm speaking already to a man who looks surprised by this fact. It is the return of Tom Walker, aka Jonathan Pye, back to co-host. Welcome back to the show, mate. Thank you very much. The return of the return of Pi. Well, I'm thinking of a really terrible pun for the title of this show. I mean, pi squared. That's not even mathematically correct.

That would have to put a third time back, wouldn't it?

Or the previous time but three?

Cubed.

That would be the fourth.

Pi cubed.

I'm really terrible with pie puns.

I started a production company to basically just filter all my money so I don't have to pay as much tax and I had to come up with a uh you know and uh I had to come up on the day with a name for my production company what you call and and I thought alright okay something to do with, something to do with pie, something to do with pie. So I called it Slice Productions. And it was only... Yeah, that's grown up. That's classy. I would have gone it with... I would have gone with Who Doesn't Love Pie? Yeah. Productions. Yeah, although that could be a good name for a tour, couldn't it? Who Doesn't Love Pie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mate, you are, I mean, let's get straight into it. You are finally going back out, like all of us. You're going back out with this tour. You're currently doing warm-up gigs, and when is the first actual real, proper live people in person? The real one is this Saturday. I don't know when this goes out Saturday. They'll go out this week. I mean, Wednesday today. I'll get up tomorrow morning. So Saturday is my first big gig in Birmingham and then Sunday, Sheffield. And once I've got those two out the way, sort of either I've hit the ground running or I need to go away and rethink my life.

Can I ask you something? I don't know if you remember, like you probably don't do them so much

now, but you know those like local radio comedy interviews where they ask you exactly the same

question. So how do you keep rewriting all your material given that politics is always changing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I have to do that every time.

And it's fine, but it is the closest I've ever come to a press junket. But it's not like for a

movie when you're in a nice hotel at all. It's in a crappy little room in the BBC. And now

we're going to BBC Midlands. And the the ones are it's the ones who are like

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