105: Characters in Second Jobs

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Ryan: You have another job? Michael: What I do between 5:30 pm and 1 am is no one’s business but mine and my other business. Jim: Are you a cocktail waitress? What happens when you take the Dunder Mifflin staff out of the office? That’s what we’re looking at this week on the Michael Scott Podcast Company! We go through all of the characters’ second jobs and side hustles, including Michael’s time at the call center, Toby writing Chad Flenderman novels, and Creed selling fake IDs with a laminating machine that he swiped from the sheriff’s station. Then we head to the conference room to build our Office staff to start a new paper company. Tripadvisor is the lifeblood of the agro-tourism industry, and The Office is the lifeblood of the Michael Scott Podcast company. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us accomplish the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ryan's watching the 2005 Emma with what's it? What's their name? I had a cat in 2005 named Emma. Do you name her after the movie?
0:10.7	No. Do you name her after the book? My parents found the isn't my childhood cats growing up, Hannah and Emma.
0:16.2	My parents found them in 1995 on a bike tour while biking and they had been abandoned on a bridge in the middle of nowhere in a paper bag.
0:25.4	And they rode across and they heard meowing and it was two little kittens that someone had like tossed out of their car.
0:32.5	Oh, yeah, it was so sad. And so they put them in their bike bags and they biked them all the way back home and those were our childhood cats.
0:40.7	That's really nice. I know it's a very nice ending and they live long full lives. Where did the names come from?
0:46.5	Hannah and Emma. I think it's my mom. I think she always wanted daughters and that's probably what she would have named them.
0:51.7	She just had to be subtle for two cats. I would have mined a pair of well-behaved boys like Angela says.
1:21.7	Hello and welcome to the Michael Scott podcast company. I show four fans of the office by fans of the office.
1:36.7	I'm your host and the guy who always arranged the toys on Edwin's desk in a very pleasing way until he fired me.
1:43.7	And I'm Edwin James and I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine. I swipe from the sheriff's station.
1:50.7	And with us as always, our producer in the warehouse, Mr. Alex Ward.
1:54.7	I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. And I don't get to do enough of it as a manager.
2:02.7	So I took this second job. It was a hobby. Some people have golf for relaxing.
2:11.7	We try to sell it to the camera crew. It's like, I just a hobby. He says through y'all.
2:17.7	Every week we get together and talk about our favorite show, NBC is the office.
2:22.7	This week after we cover our main topic, we'll go to the conference room where we're going to do a, we're going to make a paper company with only $15.
2:34.7	This is just, I guess I'll explain it later, but we'll draft what a set up. Yeah.
2:40.7	What a hook that is.
2:43.7	We'll assemble our own paper company with $15.
2:46.7	We'll assemble our own paper company with characters from the show.
2:51.7	And then, and then do a little ordinary things sort of. And then, yeah.
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