So Matt, since Michael has been homeschooled for a while now, I've realized that Ashley is the one that has to help him with all the math stuff.

Mm-hmm.

Because I learned I can't drink and derive.

Hahahaha!

That's pretty good.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

Now, pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is graveyard tails.

Oh right everybody, here we are again Matt. How are you doing tonight brother?

I'm okay. Head of headache today.

Yeah.

I got it to go away right before we started the show.

Well that's good.

Yeah I pounded everything I could to take care of a headache and finally work.

Caffeine works best for me. If I have a headache I just got to slam some caffeine in me and I'll be all right.

Well I'm drinking tea and that honestly that's about all we have in this house that's got caffeine in other than coffee.

Right.

And I didn't really want to drink coffee this late.

You know, it doesn't really keep me awake anymore but my age makes me have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of recordings.

Right.

Have to be careful.

Right. Well we're going to have to both of us I think if the episodes get any longer, keep buckets beside the chairs here.

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