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Oh Hello and welcome to the show.

This is the cult of conspiracy, and I'm the Cajun Knight.

I'm Ravenly.

And you know what?

Unfortunately, we do have to start off this episode with a bit of a sad note. As of time of recording, this episode is going to be dropping on Wednesday of next week. But as of today, the man the myth, the legend, Chuck Norris, has passed away at 86 years old. I'm so sad. Yeah. I'm so sad. Like he just celebrated a birthday

like last week, I think it was or something. It was like two weeks ago. It wasn't very long ago. He

just celebrated his 86 birthday. So it's a it's a very sad day to the legend. Indeed. Indeed,

86 years ago. Good Lord. I didn't think I honestly didn't think he would ever die to be legend. Indeed. Indeed. 86 years ago.

Good Lord.

I didn't think,

I honestly didn't think he would ever die, to be honest. He was still, like, kicking. I mean, he just did a thing a couple weeks ago or like a couple months ago. Literally, literally, he just did a whole, like, a workout thing, like, a month ago or something on. like they videoed him and he was like out there just being a badass like chuck norris is so i thought that you know death checks under its bed for chuck norris i

always thought that was one of the things but apparently he decided that he was done i don't think

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