102 - The Red Zone w/ Matt Wayne - The Josh Potter Show

The Josh Potter Show

Josh Potter

Comedy, Sports, Stand-up

5 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

In today's episode:

Comedian Matt Wayne (@nowayneinhell)
Disposing of cardboard in an open dumpster
“Evidently I’m a tyrant to live with”
“When you yell, it’s crystal clear”
3 shifts, 1 bar
NFL Week 1
Russell Wilson has no drip
The Queen is dead
Kris Jenner reviews sex tapes

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0:00.0	Oh hello, how are you everyone out there? All my little roaches welcome back to another episode of the Josh Potter show.
0:23.3	It is I Josh Potter and I'm getting ready to this weekend be on the road with one any letterman surprise it's just as of Saturday.
0:33.1	I think it's when she said something about it. So I'll be in La Jolla at the comedy store this weekend Friday and Saturday beyond that.
0:42.0	I'm going to be an oh the Ontario improv September 30th. I'll be in Yuma Arizona and the 14th.
0:52.3	The 14th is it the sixth. I don't know. I'm really fried folks in terms of my memory capacity at the moment. And that's okay.
1:00.1	We don't need to have memory for today's show. We have plenty of memories indeed because my guest today is Matt Wayne.
1:07.3	My best buddy in the whole world. That's their cheering out there. You can't hear them, but I can't hear anything.
1:14.3	I can't hear anything. No, they're cheering in the in the in the internet right now in the internet. Yeah. Oh cool. Welcome to my show buddy.
1:22.1	Thanks man. It's great to be here. Yeah. I talk about you all the time. So I feel like everyone already knows you technically.
1:29.1	But we've had quite the week first. The week started with Rob going to my apartment on what was it Labor Day?
1:35.9	My new apartment and receiving all of my furniture. Because I got the by the way if you were in Connecticut.
1:42.3	Thank you for coming to Tom Segura shows as if I was like thank you for coming as if it had anything to do with me.
1:49.1	But I appreciate all the kind messages I got from those but I was gone because of that I did I had to come back on Labor Day.
1:54.3	So I was going to miss my furniture delivery. So Rob went and it was smoother than I could have ever imagined it. Rob was it smooth for you?
2:01.1	Yeah, it was easy peasy. Alright good because I don't want it to be something that was cumbersome for you to have to do.
2:06.7	But yeah, I got my furniture. I was in the security line when he called me and I'm like, oh God, this is going to be on the phone in the security line.
2:15.1	I'm going to be this dildo. That's on the phone like yelling at movers or whatever on the security line.
2:20.1	And then I'm not going to call them be able to call them back. And then I landed on Tuesday and Matt was landed a little bit behind me there.
2:27.1	And boom, I put you right to work.
2:30.1	You did. It was great. I made you help me move in essentially. I'm like, hey welcome. So this is my place. Do you want to rest?
2:36.1	Well, we're going to need to do a couple things first.
2:39.1	Yeah, you'd already tell me to make a list for Target. We were making a Target run.
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