What's in Pandora's box? Should I open it? If the universe is expanding, why isn't my dick getting any bigger?

All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life.

Welcome everyone to the podcast. My name is Roy Powers. Your chief paranormal investigator for this evening.

I'm joined by my co-host and co-colleague co-buddy co-lover

cake career. How's it going man? Co-chief per chance. Also judging by those

interquestions you have problems and indeed a life like no other it sounds like.

That's true. You have Pandora's box it seems. Yeah I have Pandora's box and a

micro penis. I think the intro made that blatantly obvious and while I'd love to

talk about those struggles my day to day we've got something way bigger on the

plate than European is impossible. I'll dare you. We've got a really scary case

and even though it is 30 years old, nay 40 years old. So you were wrong the first time?

Sure. I think this is a threat that we still might face in today's world. Really so

this isn't just pure speculation about the paranormal but this is a goddamn PSA.

Do we need to build a bunker to hide in or not? Exactly. I think like always we

should just dive right in. Please. The year is 1976 and we're in Cornwall

ear in the UK. I don't think that's how they talk Cornwall. Blimey it's east to

Sunday weekend. The sun is out. Oh this mug is just dreadful. Oh that's a

yeah we're in foggy old Cornwall. Everyone's enjoying the holiday and Mr. Don

Melling and his two daughters have come to Cornwall for a nice relaxing holiday.

Very popular holiday destination. Beautiful I hear. I've never been I don't know much

about it. It sounds lovely. Corn walls two of my favorite things. Well one evening the

two daughters were out for a stroll wondering by the woods they're the old church

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