Cous, wake up buddy. It's time for the podcast, guys.

Come on, come on, I know you want to roll, get up.

Come on, man, get it, get it, we got a record. We're recording right now.

This is part of the episode, what a twist. The part where I wake you up before every podcast is actually part of the episode this time.

You said you weren't going to tell people that I would sleep up until we recorded every time Eddie.

Well, I at least won't tell them about how you put the whole microphone in your mouth and suck it while you're sleeping like a pacifier.

And that's horrifying to hear on Discord.

You said that CRISPR killed the sound.

Dude, I actually got a, I think, turn you up on Discord. But for people who are watching the video version of the podcast, there's a couple of things that are different, not permanently different for one of them.

I'm in my stream room right now because the laptop I used to record just a shit itself right before we were going to record and it's just like completely shutting off whenever I open Discord.

So now I'm in my stream room and Gus, where are you?

I am in my house. There aren't acoustic panels, so it's going to be echoing here a little bit.

I'm in the new place, guys. Thank you, everybody again. Last week, dude.

And I won't dive right into this, but fucking the internet. Oh my god, we tried for three straight fucking weeks to get internet holy shit as of recording this people.

It is Saturday morning and I just got internet installed like 8 p.m. last night. Which when did you start? Was it seven days ago?

Dude, no, we started getting the internet over two weeks ago because it was before we moved.

Like Sabrina tried getting, you know, she called ahead and was like, can we do this? Hey, can we move the router over and stuff?

And we kept, there were like, I'm not even going to go and tell the whole story to you beautiful listeners out there.

But I can't stress enough and Eddie knows this too. It was like a dozen major signposts of like people saying like, yep, you will definitely have it on this day.

And it just didn't happen. Like appointments would go missing and people had no record of it. People didn't show up.

A cable underground was broken and shit. It was such a fucking colossal cluster.

Eddie, I haven't watched this much network television in the last probably five fucking years.

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