So Matt, do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

No, well, so you're the one.

I knew where you were going.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

Now, pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is graveyard tails.

Oh, right everybody. Here we are again. Matt, how you doing tonight, brother?

I'm good. I can't get my chair right. Oh, didn't mean to say that.

Yeah, well, that's something to believe right there.

Yeah, right. Matt, put your show voice on. Show filter.

I feel like I'm either sitting too close or too far away tonight. I don't know what to deal with.

Actually, I'm doing pretty good, you know. It's been a little crazy, but it's good to be back in

the graveyard. Yep, yep. I can get a little normalcy back in our life with the graveyard here.

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