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I read a story from American history to my friend he Garrett Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is

What do we say? How do you say how do you say twice a week double week?

Why is it a bite so we'll figure it out?

God you want to look at it, I'll do one box. People say this is funny. Not Gary Garrett. Stay okay

Someone or something is ticklish

Is it far fun? And this is not gonna come to ticklish podcast. Yeah, you are

Queen fakie of made up town all hell Queen shit of Liseville a bunch of religious virgins go to

Mingle and do right pray

No, I see done my friend

December 12 1799

All right

President George Washington 30 months into his retirement now 68 years old

Wrote his horse during a heavy snowstorm to inspect his plantation at Mount Vernon

Okay, that's his home for people who don't know okay

The temperature was 30 degrees Fahrenheit

All right, he was outside from 10 in the morning until 3 p.m

He was late for dinner and because he was proud of always being on time

He stayed in his damp clothes throughout the meal

This okay, this is just something that they weirdos did back then. What is this is a classic weird old people thing?

I mean in late it's fucking not just go change your fucking clothes. No one cares if you're late

Join the polar bear club on land. I am not going to be late

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