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Two Hot Takes

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.77.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren and we even have Justin popping in for a story. This episode is the opposite of valentines day and love. These stories have people in them that if you're single may have you feeling blessed.. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones.

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0:00.0

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0:29.0

Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. I'm your host Morgan, and I'm Lauren.

0:35.0

Yeah, this is going to be probably the most low energy you'll ever see me on.

0:40.0

Are you sure about that? Cause I heard you wanted to take a shot.

0:43.0

I know, because it's so fucked up.

0:47.0

But tequila is like the only thing that can give me energy if I'm like...

0:53.0

Cause it has caffeine in it. Is that why?

0:56.0

Well, because it's an upper. But I don't know. It's caffeine. It's actually caffeine.

0:59.0

Yeah, natural caffeine. Then why is it that tequila caffeine doesn't give me jitters, but coffee does.

1:05.0

Cause if I were to do coffee right now, I would not, I would be like, nope, give me out of here.

1:09.0

I almost died today from the coffee I had. I was literally, and it's a brand I don't usually drink, so I was like,

1:15.0

you know how every caffeine, every bean tastes different or whatever has a different caffeine content.

1:20.0

Dude, I texted Lauren. I was like, I'm having a panic attack.

1:23.0

My chest is palpating. I'm just like, I was dying from the caffeine today.

1:28.0

And I was like, we're in it together.

1:31.0

Cause it's going to be the biggest struggle for me to just be like at a normal level.

1:37.0

But honestly, that's the beauty of this podcast.

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