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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#101: Patreon EP #4: The Wonderful World Of Icelandic Elf Sex

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Although she’s allegedly been threatened by her fellow countrymen for divulging a what some consider to be not only a sensitive, but also sacred national secret, an Icelandic mom has come forward to reveal that citizens of Europe’s most sparsely populated country have for centuries been engaging in carnal relations with pocket-sized, non-human entities… and that the sex is fucking awesome!

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0:00.0

Hey everybody what's up Mark here with an intro for you this week's episode is going to be a bonus

0:07.4

episode pulled from our Patreon feed we're actually right in the middle of recording a two-parter and unfortunately

0:15.1

between part one and part two Rob had to get his wisdom teeth taken out so

0:19.2

he currently has 57 stitches in his mouth but fear not he is on the mend he is feeling better

0:24.6

it's just not really a good time for him to talk and be being our our glorious

0:29.4

narrator so yeah this week is a Patreon bonus episode next week is going to be part one of a two-part episode

0:36.0

So yeah, we figured this way we're not going to be skipping a week and leaving you guys hanging and also too if you're if you're not signing up for our Patreon and you might be interested in it this

0:44.4

episode serves as a little bit of a little bit of a teaser for you. So those of you that do

0:49.4

support the Patreon thank you also very much we appreciate it greatly and if you're interested in checking out our Patreon.

0:55.0

It is Patreon.com slash kryptonot podcast.

0:58.0

One dollar gets you a shout out, five dollars gets you a shout out and some bonus audio and this episode is one of those

1:04.2

bonus audios so yeah hope you guys enjoy it and again next week we'll be back with a

1:09.1

part one of an alien abduction story that's kind of fun.

1:12.6

So there you have it. Without further ado, Christopher,

1:16.1

Q, that creepy music. I'm going to go. Oh, Hello. Hello, and welcome to the Kryptonau Podcast, Patreon.

1:57.0

Holy crap.

1:58.0

The Special Privileged Edition.

2:01.0

I am Mark Soreson with me as always is big's and smalls. Oh bigs

2:06.2

thank you for joining us for this very special episode. The good folks out there are

2:11.1

paying for this and this week we're going

2:13.1

cryptoponop podcast after dark oh my god we're talking the wonderful world of

2:19.8

Iceland elf sex actually we're talking the wonderful world of Icelandic

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