101: GAM101 The Mark

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2017

⏱️ 116 minutes

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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no wait, the rapture... no wait, an airplane that can't go below 3000 feet... no wait, the antichrist. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	The minister stops him and says, hey, just in case you hadn't figured this out yet from
0:09.5	the cover art and everything, that ship inside you is the mark of the beast.
0:15.4	He stands up because I know this sounds crazy and I wanted to be like, but I have a lot
0:20.1	of plastic silverware in my butt right now.
0:25.1	There is no plastic silverware anywhere on this plane, but inside me.
0:29.1	Alright, have a good time throwing that bomb out the plane.
0:32.1	Not awful.
0:39.8	Movie.
0:50.6	Welcome back to The Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:53.8	cinema because we were sick of watching movies recreationally.
0:56.6	I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting in my immediate left is my good friend, Heath
1:00.3	and right.
1:01.3	Heath, welcome back.
1:02.3	Thanks Noah.
1:03.3	You know what movie would have been great if they had a much smaller budget.
1:07.0	What's that left behind with Nick Cage?
1:09.1	That would have been excellent.
1:12.6	And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli.
1:16.0	How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:17.9	I'm pretty fantastic.
1:19.8	I don't know if you guys got this opportunity, but I actually watched 98 movies, not one.
1:25.7	There were 98 separate short films all starring a forehead and the avatar of the god of
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