Well, welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Bounder. This is a show where we talk about things we see on the internet that usually have to do with the internet, but we don't fact check or research anything.

I am here with my co-host Say Hi. Hi. It's my mom. If you didn't know, it's my daughter. They know.

So first off, we're going to go Super Bowl just happened. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. See, nobody knows what that is, but our family. Oh, oh my God, you're right. That's just a family video thing, isn't it?

Yeah. So you guys don't, okay, we just sound weird to everybody else because we're always super bowl, super bowl. And nobody gets that maybe other people do something similar. So they think we're in on their family show.

Kansas, Sissy Chiefs 1, that's who are the majority of us rooting for. I was rooting for Kansas, but it wasn't like I had a huge pole in either direction. Well, I did because I have Kansas relatives. Yes, but I was, I'm glad the team that I was rooting for one felt like I did something. I didn't do anything.

Mom, did you know that it was the 100th season of the NFL? Wow. And you know what today is. Yes, I do. It is the 100th episode of all things Internet.

I, if you're watching this, you've seen it. If you're not watching it, you're just listening. I spent 10 whole minutes decorating this room. The nine minutes was me writing out a sign that says 100. It's lovely. It's very colorful. There's balloons and a single streamer. And then I wrapped the microphones and streamers guys. This is the best decorating anyone's ever done. It's lovely. But the best thing about it is I got you a present for one.

100 episodes, even though you were only here for about 90 of them. Hey, hey, hey, I only missed like four. Hey, that was a good six. Matt had to step in. I ran out of people. Mom, did he? Did he step in? He was in the room. Okay. I didn't hear his voice. He said a few things. It took him. Anyway, I bought you this. Go ahead and open it. Oh my goodness, girl. It's wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper because I don't own anything else. Usually I'll wrap things in old

box. It is a box. Don't worry. All shipping labels have already been removed. Okay. That's the thing in our family. Well, I'm going to move. You can do it. I will go on explaining. Usually if it's a birthday, I wrap thing in old grocery bags. It is heavy. I wrapped in old grocery bags. But it was too. It's just wrong. It's in the frame. Also, the tape I used to wrap it is biohazard tape. Oh, it's just tape that you bought me along.

I couldn't find any scotch tape. So I used it. Okay. It's just a giant box. She knows what I think it is. What do you think it is?

A shampooer from my couch. Yes. I haven't taken it out of the box yet. So you're going to have to rip through packing tape.

Is that a good sound? You like that sound?

What God. I got her a a a a postry cleaner slash carpets bought cleaner. My mom loves cleaning her carpet shampooing her carpets. And she used to be able to shampoo her couches. But the attachment broke on her machine.

And I felt really bad last time we were there because Snoop got her couch filthy. And she had no way of cleaning it because her attachment had broken. So I bought her an a postry cleaner.

This is the weirdest hundredth episode present ever given. This is the weirdest slash the best. But this is when Snoop or Blaze comes with me to podcast. You can clean your couches afterwards because she grows so graciously.

Let's my dogs on the couches. Even though no other dogs, not even her dogs is allowed on the couches. So I felt bad that because Snoop leaves fur and his smell everywhere.

So this is so when we podcast at your house, so it has to do with the show. It has to do with podcasting. You know, you don't have to open it right now.

Everyone wants to see it. Do they do they want to see it?

They're going to see it. They're going to see it. Okay. I have the same one. I just bought it. It's cute. And it's for if you don't want to have to shampoo your whole carpet. It's just a spot. You can clean it.

I tried lifting the big carpet one up. It that didn't work. You tried to lift the massive carpet cleaner onto the couch. And they're not kid when they say it's a green vistle.

It's is a green vistle. There's a she's showing the hose now. It's that's a pretty really. I just wanted to buy my mom this because I knew she wanted it and I needed an excuse. And I said 100 episodes. Sure. That's an excuse.

I have the best smelling couch. There you go. I also got more cleaner for you, but I didn't want to wrap that. So it's just by sitting by the front door. You're welcome. You spoil me.

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