Oh, God. Okay. Well, I'm just going to do the best I can because I'm reading this really for the first time.

I know that. It's exhausting.

It's just... Do you feel emotionally bombed?

Well, no. I'm just... This has taken me back to, like, being in high school and, like, having to read something out loud.

Oh, is this a trigger? Yeah. Did you have to do this in high school? No, no. Well, no, not really. Who made you read their diaries allowed?

No, no, I don't, maybe, maybe it wasn't in high school. Did you have to read breakup statements?

Were you the mitigator or the litigator? Were you, the mediator? I've always had to read things to my friends that they didn't know and I was blasted. I'm just kidding. Well, I mean, you were very integral in my own breakup with my ex that I, you know, was dating and I met you

through him. Yeah. Our meet cute is actually because of him. We met on the river. Well,

leading up to going on the river and then remember that that was our first time yeah here's the thing

I thought a girl always remembered her first time well apparently I do but I guess somebody does not

so it wasn't memorable for me oh was it really the river well it was at Taylor's house we were all

gathering there it was the night before house. We were all gathering there.

It was the night before, and then we went to the river the next day.

I'm very familiar with this time at the river.

Guys, for those of you who are unfamiliar with river rat culture, in Texas, we float the river.

Yeah, I don't ever do it anymore because I've been burned too many times, but that is how we met.

It's kind of, it sounds like figurative, but then also it's literal.

Yeah, but I mean it in both ways.

Yeah.

She's very fair-skinned, guys.

She's like Nicole Kidman.

But if you...

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