100. Tales from the Pit: The Depression Test (Feat. Maggie Mae Fish)

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Those who plumb the Pit discuss the thin, sad line between grief and a bout of depression, practical ways to know when you're depressed, and practical ways to address it that you probably won't take advantage of while you're depressed, but hey, it was worth a shot. Maggie Mae Fish, host of My Top 8, joins to shed her light on these and a number of related topics.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Michael Swaim and welcome back to Tales from the Pit.
0:03.7	On this episode, I have the immense pleasure of sitting down with comedian,
0:07.8	youtuber, and newest Small Bean Superstar, Maggie May Fish.
0:12.0	She's the host of our newest podcast on the Small Beans Network,
0:15.2	My Top Eight, which we hope you'll also check out. In the meantime, here's me and Maggie discussing
0:21.5	the fuzzy line between grief and depression, and the infinite
0:24.8	different forms depression can take.
0:27.1	But before that, we have a phone call to make. Hello and welcome to Moody Phone if you know the name of your mental malady,
0:44.8	please enter the first three letters
0:46.5	using a touch-tone keypad now.
0:49.9	You have selected Sundowners Syndrome with acute schizoid tendencies.
0:55.3	rated R. If this is correct, shriek wildly.
0:59.3	If not, press one.
1:01.2	Or a continue in espanial, open a numuro ocho.
1:04.0	Okay, to help determine the name of your mental malady,
1:08.0	please answer the following questions using a touch-tone keypad now.
1:13.0	Question one, what is the present?
1:16.0	If it is our gift to the future, press one.
1:20.0	If it is all we will ever have, the very flowing river of our fleeting lives, press two.
1:25.6	If it's a nice place to visit, but you'd much rather live in your fears and regrets,
1:29.6	enter the sad face emoticon.
1:32.2	Question two, what time is it? Sad face Emoticon. Question 2.
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