This is an IHeart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership with IHeart Radio.

You made it. You're here. I appreciate you. I love you. Ten takes with Kyle Brandt's. The bomb is set.

It will explode. I have to jack Bauer the hell out of that thing. And I have to do it really, really quickly. If you're clicking for the first time, I give you exactly 10 takes and I have only 10 minutes to do it. We have not had an episode yet where I run out of time in the middle of take seven and it just blows up in my face. I've been able to get it done. Will I get it done today?

I got lots of squeeze in the middle of take seven and it just blows up in my face. I've been able to get it done.

Will I get it done today?

I got lots of squeeze in.

We had a massive weekend.

I was traveling this weekend.

I have thoughts.

I have takes.

A lot of football action.

We're going to start the clock when I say, start the clock.

Take number one.

Bills are incredible. 48 to 20 in the game of the year. It was the half of the year. Bill's Dolphins' first half was incredible. And in the second half, it was one of the biggest butt-whippings of the season. It's not the 48 points that surprises you about the Bills. You expected 48. You wanted 53 to 48, some sort of final score like that. It's the 20 for Miami. The bill's defense came to play that was without one of their leaders, without their safety, Jordan Poirer. You got DeMar Hamlin back there, which is a great story off the field. I was worried how I was going to go on the field. 20 points from the middle of the third quarter on the Great Miami Dolphins machine did not score. I like the Dolphins team and they'll be back. Remember, the Bill's team will be adding Von Miller soon. I'm not a power ranking type of guy. I think it's nonsense. If you were, I think you probably put the bills number two behind San Francisco, 48 to 20 in Western New York. Bills and Dolphins will dance again. The Bill is just absolutely looked incredible. Take number two, the Dolphins. Here's why I resent the media talk about the dolphins, which I did not fuel, but I did observe. It was told that they were the next best thing. It was told that they were the next big thing. I am always really a reticent when I hear that and a little bit of an eye roll because I've been told a lot of things that the next big thing. I was told that we're all going to wear Google Glass. We're going to walk around the city and have this eyepiece that drops down in front of us, this tiny computer that scans people's retinas and has our entire life. That's not happening. I was told that ESPN, the phone, was going to be the biggest thing 20 years ago. ESPN had his own phone, like, not Verizon, not T-Mobile. ESPN was your carrier disaster. I've been told that dip and dots are the ice cream of the future. I've been told that for 30 years. They're not the ice cream of the future. There's no one who's ever eating dipping dots. It doesn't wish they were eating conventional ice cream. I was told that Kyle Pitts was going to change the sport. Still waiting on that. And I was told the Miami Dolphins have revolutionized American tackle football. They haven't. It's really fun. It's really cool what Mike McDaniels doing. He has 100% approval rating. He's a very likable guy.

They have very fast players. They use a lot of motion. They put on a show against the Denver Broncos drop 70. And then the next week, they went against their division rival and got thumped by four touchdowns and only put up 20. They're not the next big thing. They may be the Super Bowl winner. I don't know. They may win the AFC. but they're not changing the damn sport of American football.

We thought, oh, they're going to be the highest scoring team of all time. That is such a week three take. A week four, they put up 20. They put up fewer points in a lot of really bad teams, including a couple I'm going to talk about during this show today. I like the Dolphins are not going away, but they were the dipping dots yesterday. Take number three. Oh my god, the Bengals are so bad.

Who is that out there?

I don't know what team that is.

I don't know what team that is. I don't know what quarterback that is. And afterwards, I think Jamar Chase is trying to be a leader. And he says, I'm open. I'm always open. Excuse me, I'm sorry. Jamar, I respect you speaking out and saying we got good guys around here we can bounce back from this. I would probably cut out the whole thing about I'm open. I'm always bleeping open. That's not really operative to the point at this stage. You guys just got absolutely housed. You scored a field goal early and then didn't touch the end zone or split the uprights against a pretty good Titans defense that's not been special earlier at this part of the year. Do you sit Joe Burrow? I remember before week three, it was like,

well, it's a risk being out there, Joe, and he's like, yeah, but it's the risk of O and three. Now, one more loss. I mean, if they lose, I think they're playing the Cardinals next week. If they lose to the Cardinals, then you're one and four. It's like, Joe, just sit the hell down,

...