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You did it. You're here. It's 10 takes. Sounds great. How long is it take? I'm glad you asked.

10 minutes. I will give you 10 semi-discernible takes in 10 minutes. They're not always pretty, but there's always 10. It's always in 10 minutes. I'm going to do a little different today. I got some things to say. Several of you have tweeted me being like, we were waiting for the thing to blow up when you're on like take seven. Maybe it will happen today. There's a bomb that goes off when the timer reaches zero.

If I don't get the 10 takes in, I've failed you. Let's get after it right now.

Take number one. I'm going to do this differently today. College football has a ridiculous system that was flambayed over the weekend where they only

left four teams into their stupid ridiculous playoff. I hate it. It's obnoxious. It's unfair. What if the NFL did it? What if we had to decide right now teams one, two, and three and four? The only ones allowed in the playoffs, independent of AFC and NFC. Here's what you got. team number one for me is Sam Francisco 49ers.

It was the most build game of the year.

It was the most build game of the year. It was the most hype game of the year. It was one of the most one-sided games of the year. The San Francisco 49ers went against the team that's roster is so good and so deep and so ridiculous and all these Georgia guys and all these new signings and all these draft picks and they

shalacked them they mollywopped them choose any verb you want they go up six nothing

Philadelphia and you're like all right well they're doing well they're controlling the pace

and there was this moment where it was like Brock Purdy are you ready for this you're in the

same stadium where your arm almost fell off. It's cold.

It's rainy.

You don't have any first downs. The Eagles have a bunch. I'm not sure you're up to this moment. And then my God, was he up to it? They scored six touchdowns in the next six possessions against this unstoppable roster who has an unstoppable play. They got one of their security guys kicked out. We'll get to that later. San Francisco's number one.

Take number two.

My second team,'s number one.

Take number two. My second team, my number two team in the college football style top four is the Ravens. The Ravens are on a buy right now, and I don't care. I still think they're the second best team as we sit right now. I don't know how it's going to project. Don't know how it's going to end up. If I'm ranking on one through four, the teams that deserve to be in a 14 playoff,

the Ravens are number two. They still have, in my opinion, a top five, maybe top three, most impressive win on the year was what they did to Detroit, maybe four or five weeks back. Do you remember when the Ravens blew the doors off the lions. It wasn't even close. A really good Lions team that's 9 and 3 after this weekend.

Ravens blew the doors off the Lions? It wasn't even close.

A really good Lions team that's 9 and 3 after this weekend.

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